itsalwayssunny:

Mac: Is that penis in your pants?
Carmen: Yeah.
Mac: You lied to me!
Carmen: No, I didn’t! You lied to me! You don’t work out? Please, I’ve seen you at the gym. You’re ripped.
Mac: No, don’t turn this around— Wait. Really? You think so? I was afraid I was getting a little too ripped, you know?
Carmen: Oh, no I like it.
Mac: Wow! Hmm. Well, I gotta get back to work. But, umm, I don’t know. Maybe I’ll give you a call sometime.